then, had to open with this rather volumetrically-hard-to-download-unless-you-have-a-modem-operating-at-speeds-nothing-short-of-a-T1-piped-through-the-bathroom-plumbing
.jpg pic...lovely, really it is...in this first of
many, we get viewance to Rrrrrrusty saddling up to
the line, tyres oh so fresh (or at least not peelin'
like bananas to the naked eye at this resolution),
knee sliders worn to a nub, right hand on front brake
with wrist cracked a wee bit open in that about to
jump like a rabbit with it's tail caught fire position,
and the scoot on the verge of wetting it's skirt in
anticipation of the long road ahead (make that short,
high speed, knee dragging, lip drooling, curves ahead)...bloody
hell, rather disgusting one might say...
we'll have a go at putting Rusty's words below when
he finally get's off his arse and requisitions said
images - not that it will much matter for these mad
pics scream a thousand words, and the editor will
be hammering the keyboards with fists at speed, to
come up with tangential prose that make feeble minds
bleed when trying to conjur up such sensate...oh dear
me...vile vile things to come indeed...