Nothing like starting an ESSCAPE ride tale with a double bind emanating like the image on the back of this chair that has a hand written sign which reads quite simply:

"Police and Sheriff Dept "Only" and Glenn"

AND then in the background to the chair/table, [of course] lies the proverbial cop donut machine, ice, and by gods, the coolers for most likely a few cold brewskis (hopefully for after work)...now, tell me dear reader, was there ever a place that should NOT have such hand written signage...

read on and get the rest of the story as to why this may have been the good luck charm that it became...