Though this could easily double for a send in your caption and we'll award you buckets of trinkets, this was certainly not to be the case here...for as we awaited Wade's immenent arrival, we were treated to a Tejas sounding tale whereby John McKinnon gave us the pantomimed version of a rattler [!] whose eyes were definitely bigger than its stomach as it had curled in the center of the roadway for a smarting strike...so, as John came within stiking view [at speed mind you], the crazed reptile sprang mid aire in chance that he might be able to take the yellow beast on approach...

uhhhhh, bad idea dude...

and here I thought a horrid motorcycle tale meant getting wacked in the head by a vulture who was having an early morn meal turned into a quickened low flying exit as I came surprisingly at pace around a blind corner...

uhhhhh, bad idea dude x2...

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