I mean, how much more of a gift could these two knuckleheads give me, as this pic DEMANDs a smarting caption...

in view we have one cheshire grinning Wade Britt, chef go tell extraordinaire, holding a spatula like an ax murder, as his compatriot Lee Logan manhandles a char burned weiner with two tongs, all the whilst the pit spews smoke like a 'flaming' F4 Phantom on take off...

BrokeBack Mountain titles not withstanding.