many things can be said about these pics, including "is he praying?", but the reality is a bit more humored after I found him to be decently adjusted in the relatively all-right column...in the non rolled over image, one Alton Coursey on bended knee sits adjacent to his snoozing scoot after he tested his new huge knobbed tyres in the worst way...in that, at most likely 40mph+, Alton applied rear brake upon pine strawed roadway with all the delicacy of a piano dropped from the 12th floor of the Hyatt hotel...what ensued could be best summed up as:

A.) rear end coming about to the right.

B.) rear end switching sides and coming about to the left.

C.) rear end deciding that the right side was that much better and thus once again coming about to the right.

D.) new HEAVILY knobbed tyres finding bite into the dirt below the pine straw at a slightly slower speed but a speed none the less.

E.) one Alton Coursey doing his best superman impression when the scoot ejected him to the right side.

in the rolled over view, we see view of Alton still on bended knee with a bended visor packed with mud atop...

for me to comment upon the totality of Alton's misadventure would be poor form...so instead I'll do the more honorable thing by quoting Cap'n Steve from my IM discuss with him last eve when I sent him those pics...


RightSpin says: Jeez, he's gone down more times than a porn star.


snort snort...now, behave already Alton!!!!!!!!!


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