Hmmm, where to start...should we begin at the highly arithmetic methodology surrounding the inner sanctums' secret sect of scooter mavens who determine entrance into ESSCAPE by applying Moore's Law multiplied by the rotational weight shaved by cleaning the wheels of your scoot before a ride, and then of course dividing the whole number by Murphy's Law to derive your entrance into ESSCAPE...?!...should we instead begin by discussing the vast quantities of fees incurred, which will have electronic money whisked from your account through encrypted wire transfers by absconding your lifted finger print and retina scanned authentication based information which will easily move the family fortunes to a Swiss Bank account buried so deep in the Swiss Alps, it makes NORAD seem like an above ground ant hill...hmmm indeed...where oh where to start...

Or, perhaps we'll just have a go at it this way for now...entrance into ESSCAPE is pretty much, have Euro scooter, live in region, want to join in on the reindeer games, stop one of us on the Pilota Info list and share a good story or two, have an existing member send me an E verifying you are a carbon based life form, and bingo, your in...then again, did I mention the scotch...?...

**I should note, the other way to guarantee your entrance into ESSCAPE is of course to simply take your Euro scoot and outride Lee Logan and live to tell about...my recommend is for paragraph two (don't forget the scotch)...
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